Hartman disease

An illness that befalls among horny teenagers when they haven't gotten any action in awhile; feels like everyone you see you want to hook up with them.
I can't believe I hooked up with that girl...she's so ugly! I must have Hartman disease.
by unnamed February 04, 2004
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bon joviesque

an adjective used to describe someone having the qualities of Jon Bon Jovi
Note: Only used in the 17 page paper Cliff Redish wrote about Madison Werner
His smile is bon joviesque.
by unnamed February 05, 2004
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