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of a person a Somalian male who is obsessed with soccer, beanies, fake Chrome Hearts and Balenciaga, is below adult-level intellect, and has dirty skin in which the man is required to clean, usually daily, to stay light. Based from the very infamous and laughable Twitch streamer YXLSalah. You can find him on gay porn sites, much to porn addicts' delight.
Person A: Bro you are such a YXL Salah. Pausee
Person B: Ew, no. Isn't that the guy with alopecia and a micropenis?
Person A: I dunno. By the way, he's on Men.com. Real small...(laugh)
Person B: Ew, no. Isn't that the guy with alopecia and a micropenis?
Person A: I dunno. By the way, he's on Men.com. Real small...(laugh)
by ultrasuperultimategargantua December 14, 2025
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