tyler durden's definitions

sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

camslut

A self-hating whore too pissed at the world around them to make true physical contact who instead jerks it on his or her brand new webcam.

I am a genuine camslut. see_colon_slash over on Yahoo.

by Tyler Durden January 20, 2004

cones

a woman’s breast ( slang ) (usually used in the plural)

That bitch Pamela shur got some big fake cones.

by Tyler Durden June 28, 2003