turkey ham and cheese's definitions

Blosserville

A place with hillbillies that have community goat grillings. Most residents are married to their cousins.

Man, that dude's eyes sure are close together, he must be from Blosserville.

by turkey ham and cheese March 3, 2011

McCholesterol

A rather big fat body that consumes way too much fast food and can't walk more than thirty feet without being out of breath. This person may or may not have a remote control lost in a fat roll and are dangerous around small animals and children, because the McCholestol can't see where they will be sitting down.

Damn, that McCholesterol must be at least five hundred pounds!!!

by turkey ham and cheese March 3, 2011