turban man's definitions

monkey night

a night of rampant evolution type activities.
some include:
*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher
*find fleas in eachother's fur
*pick who moves on in natural selection
*watermelon dancing contest
*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals
ahh man, i grew a tail

by turban man May 13, 2005