Shamir

Shamir is a one of a kind muslim. If you have a Shamir, you are one lucky person. He eats curry and doesn't stop smelling. His bff's a fat monobrowed prick (Tom) and an old bastard named billy.
Person 1: Have you met Shamir?
Person 2: Yeah, he stinks!
Person 1: Yeah ik, he has a small willy and scrans arse.
Person 2: Cool!
by tryudxfgvbh jnk, August 29, 2022
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