2 definition by triangle offense

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when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at
female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."
by triangle offense November 17, 2011

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that awkward moment when you walk in on your step dad eatin out your momzZ
last night i walked in on my step dad eatin out my momzZ an he looked up an said "its all god im just eatin breakfast"
by triangle offense November 11, 2011

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