Definitions by tres ratards
Convienantly Cradle
When one deficates and leaves a real mess, realizing that they do not have toliet paper, resorts to "convienantly cradling" one's nut sack to wipe away the residual mess.
Last night at this party there was no toilet paper in the pooper so I had to convienantly cradle my nasty shit.
Convienantly Cradle by tres ratards February 12, 2010
Defication Deluxe
When one bends over naked while in the mirror, starts a helacious poop and smashes both buttcheeks together, intending to sandwich the accomplishment.
Defication Deluxe by tres ratards February 12, 2010