shimen

The amalgamation of shit and semen in the colon occuring from anal intercourse(usually) under imperfect conditions.

Gross, I just shimened myself, but it's cool; I can clean up and still hang out at the bar.

by top kill October 08, 2006

Dust Bunny

1. An older lady that obviously used to be hot, but probably/unfortunately doesn't catch as much dick as she used to.

2. A cougar past her prime.
3. Lesley Stahl

Yo this dust bunny has been buying my drinks all night and I'm not sure how to shake her off.

by top kill August 11, 2022