1 definition by tootdetector
Loudest tooter in the world. small fun sized human but has the blasting fart power of 10 horsemen who served in the military.
Usually toots so powerfully that the body recoils and nearby small objects tremble as if an earthquake had occurred.
Calming these tooters down requires immense technique and calm mindfulness. Typically they are most prone to toot their loudest during sleepy times.
No known medication or treatment has been discovered for these powerful wind blasting farts.
Usually toots so powerfully that the body recoils and nearby small objects tremble as if an earthquake had occurred.
Calming these tooters down requires immense technique and calm mindfulness. Typically they are most prone to toot their loudest during sleepy times.
No known medication or treatment has been discovered for these powerful wind blasting farts.
by tootdetector February 10, 2022