toony tuesdays's definitions

sketchtard

Someone who after doing copious amounts of cocaine becomes super paranoid and thinks that everyone is out to get them. Frequently happens to heavy users and retards. Sketchtardness is contagious and can be passed to others, thereby making it a buzzkill as well. If you see or are hanging out with a sketchtard slap them immediately, or distract them by doing karaoke to Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice baby..."

Tim: "Holy fuck is that a cop car?"
Jim: "No assfuck its a carola, stop being such a sketchtard and lets do another lizzle."

OR

Kim: "OMG i've been doing coke all day i feel like such a sketchtard"

by toony tuesdays April 1, 2009

Retard Cut Fucker

Someone who fucks a person with a retard cut, thereby making them look like they fuck retards. The retard cut fucker can be a male or female.

- "She got a retard cut, and now i look like a retard fucker!"
- "No man its ok you're just a "Retard Cut Fucker"

Retard Cut Fucker

"Hey bro you fuck that retarded chick or what?"
"No man she just had a retard cut, but ya i fucked her."
"oh i guess you're a "Retard Cut Fucker", weak bro"

by toony tuesdays March 27, 2009