A fossil who is the best thing the Republicans could come up with this year. May have a chance of winning because many American think he will keep us safe, think his vice is hot, and fear that Obama is a closet muslim. As you can see, many Americans are clueless! Put your pride aside and vote for who will make you life better-- Obama!
I ain't voting for that slick-talking Muslim just cause he gonna get us out of Iraq, improve our economy and schools and make almost everybodys lives easier! I'm gonna vote for the old man mccain because he is a former POW and I don't care that he wants us to stay in Iraq for another 100 years and build more air-conditioned ferris wheels there!
by toolguru September 26, 2008
A bragging statement after you do something spectacular which is meant to be answered with dumbfounded silence.
Bruce and his beerpong partner Sally were losing 9 cups to 0. Suddenly, they proceeded to hit 10 cups in a row to steal the victory and Bruce exclaimed, "Where's your mouth?" Their opponents shook their heads and Bruce and Sally embraced.
by toolguru October 23, 2007
A spanish slang word that translates to a softer version of "Fuck!" The word "madre" translates to "mother", but "madres" can be used to express exclamation in a less offensive way than the English version of "Fuck!"
by toolguru November 16, 2007
A potentially dangerous, yet at the same time hilarious and mostly unintentional maneuver in which an individual who has inhaled too much nitrous oxide suddenly keels over mid-laugh and begins to unawaredly mimic a fish out of water.
by toolguru January 29, 2008