In a group of girls, the one who feels responsible for her friends. She often will push away guys and or pull away her friends from guys physically. She is usually either fat, ugly, annoying or all of the above. (Can be used as a noun or a verb)
I spent like $100 on drinks from this hot chick in a Vegas club and as we were heading up to my room, I got mother-henned out of nowhere! The nerve of the fat bitch!
Allright, guys, we need one of you to occupy the mother hen for a bit while I lead this chick out the dance floor!
Allright, guys, we need one of you to occupy the mother hen for a bit while I lead this chick out the dance floor!
by toolguru September 26, 2008
A person who walks around with their blue tooth on and has extremely loud conversations in public, seemingly enjoying sharing their business with strangers.
"It was bad enough I had to wait in line for 20 minutes, let alone having to hear some blue tool behind me yapping away!"
by toolguru October 25, 2007
the male counterpart to the vagomach-- the flabby area beneath the belly button of a man's beer belly
by toolguru September 26, 2008
A potentially dangerous, yet at the same time hilarious and mostly unintentional maneuver in which an individual who has inhaled too much nitrous oxide suddenly keels over mid-laugh and begins to unawaredly mimic a fish out of water.
by toolguru January 29, 2008