1 definition by tommyinnitseyebrow

The fucking sexiest man alive. His cock is monstrous and everyone wants a piece of that fucking unit of a ding dong. He also has some bumpin' balls and a sexy pair of mutton chops on his perfect sexy face.
person: hey, theres schlatt

schlatt: i hate fat people

me: impregnate my balls
by tommyinnitseyebrow November 21, 2020
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