bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.
i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.
by tom cut May 12, 2008
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swamp chicken

shannon paine, sally ross, katie sorenson
the swamp chickens are giving out free handjobs again. damn they are swampy.
by tom cut May 12, 2008
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