my pants are on fire

a very serious, often life threatening condition that occurs when a guy/girl is so horny they'll fuck anything in sight.
call the fire department! i haven't had sex for over a month, and my pants are on fire!
by tokyo rose February 22, 2007
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rum balls

unbaked cookie that contains rum usually appears around christmas

what a guy has after imbibing too much rum
"pass the rum balls i need a buzz"

"i gave head to my boyfriend after the party, and he had serious rum balls"
by tokyo rose January 13, 2007
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