2 definitions by toad666
"when shopping for a new lake property a wife said to the real estate person when asked if he/she should draw up the papers she said 'I don't know, I have to ask my husbro' "
by toad666 January 23, 2014
Acronym for "butt-fuck my life", reserved for moments of extreme dispair. It's like FML, but with a little extra humiliation.
by toad666 August 18, 2009