wank engine

Derives from the term "thomas the tank engine" but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum "thomas the wank engine" is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habitit of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. CHOAD
i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies clit and emptying my tank load on her engine.
by thomas johnson June 12, 2003
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havers lane

this is where i'm at, you know my crib. its a fat place, just opposite my bezzy mate leo (wee've had some good times - like the time when we was pist round his crib, and we shouted "get ya tits out" to this fit biatch. turned out to be my mum, but hey, thats a story for another time)i like the idea of havers lane being known as 'gangsters paradise', i get a lot of attention when girls ask me where i live, they all just want to cotch at my crib.
Alright phatty, wheres yo crib?
Havers lane
oh my god! i wanna cotch at ure crib!
by Thomas Johnson June 09, 2003
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The Fight

This is where i knocked out tom johnson. He came at me with a flying kick, so i.... n a Muhammed Ali fashion leant back then bitch slapped that mother fucker to the ground. He wont mess with me i thought, as i walked away with the power of a gladiator, yet the physique of an elephant.
Ok then lads...you gotta admit, maybe he did win, but i am still undefeated.
by Thomas Johnson June 22, 2003
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