Definitions by thomas johnson

havers lane 

this is where i'm at, you know my crib. its a fat place, just opposite my bezzy mate leo (wee've had some good times - like the time when we was pist round his crib, and we shouted "get ya tits out" to this fit biatch. turned out to be my mum, but hey, thats a story for another time)i like the idea of havers lane being known as 'gangsters paradise', i get a lot of attention when girls ask me where i live, they all just want to cotch at my crib.

Alright phatty, wheres yo crib?
Havers lane
oh my god! i wanna cotch at ure crib!

havers lane by Thomas Johnson June 9, 2003

screwdriver 

oh the screwdriver, my trusty screwdriver. boy this has come in handy on a few occasions....lolol! just a few.. i think not! yeah man, you can use this bitch for all types of things: ramming up bob and rikkys hair arses, protection, even doing D.I.Y around the house

a screw driver a day keeps the people who hate me and wana kick my phat arse away

screwdriver by Thomas Johnson June 7, 2003

Adopted 

Tom taylor has a couple of "parents" one a whore and one impotent lol might aswell get some real parents!!

bob and v bought taylor for 50p

Adopted by Thomas Johnson June 6, 2003