Definitions by this be my fucking name bisch

Oxymoron 

two words paired together which have conflicting meanings; two words whose meanings are so different that pairing them together results in an impossible combination.

Oxymorons include but are not limited to:

Fox News
United States
same difference
new moon
smart girl
bi-partisan
Church of Scientology
etc.

Oxymoron by this be my fucking name bisch November 1, 2009