2 definitions by they call me the Nut-Gobbler

sphinctoral slip

The moment you orgasm in such a way your sphincter muscles abandon all hope, as does your clean underwear.

"that Sarah girl just gave me the handy-jammer of my life....damn near had a sphinctoral slip!"

by they call me the Nut-Gobbler January 28, 2016

aloofer

a chick that takes a hot charlie to the face while giving a rusty trombone while shooting ping pong balls out her baby-cave while an old puerto rican man sticks a cucumber up her ass while he's singing "hotel california" while they both simultaneously juggle kittens through a flaming hoop on a unicycle on top of a tight rope. and she's a preggo, too!

AMERICA! FUCKYA!

once you go aloofer, you never go back

by they call me the Nut-Gobbler February 7, 2011