theonewhoisnotknown's definitions
A young-ish homosexual male, who has lived in his mothers trailer for years, has many cats, has dramatic weight swings, is socially awkward and almost exclusively hangs out with straight/ bisexual girls. Thus, explaining why he is practically asexual.
(while at the club) " Oh My God... did you see that catboi wearing a Christmas sweater covered in cat hair that glowing under the black light.... poor lonely thing."
(in a formal setting) "is that your poor lonely catboi cousin? Damn, if i ever let my self go that bad will you just put me out of my misery?"
(in a formal setting) "is that your poor lonely catboi cousin? Damn, if i ever let my self go that bad will you just put me out of my misery?"
by theonewhoisnotknown November 27, 2009
Get the catboimug.