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the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet, she is beautiful, funny, and knows what she wants. her laughter is contagious and her smile can make anyone feel flustered. she might not be the brightest flame in the candelabra, but she’ll always try and help you (if she likes you, that is). if you see her, go and compliment her! she deserves it ;).
person one: “wow she’s beautiful! i wonder what her name is”
person two: “she’s called martha”
person one: “i’m going to ask her to prom
person two: “you do that sis
by thefattestassinmycabinet April 20, 2021
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