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Whipped Cream Pie 

After jizzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his dick around in the jizz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.
The whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.

New Orleans jazz flute

when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)
That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.

French Fried 

When a man pours hot oil in a girls vagina , has sex, then pulls out and the girl has her period on his dick and sucks it off.
My dick got burned so bad when i got French Fried last night. That shit still hurts.