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1987 Bulbous Femur 

The sexual act shitting on person 1’s face, then that person would inhale and burp. The burp would be collected in a jar and placed in the freezer. Then, person 2 would lick person 1’s dick, while person 1 is pissing. This would go on for an hour. After, person 1 would grab the frozen burp jar from the freezer, and throw up in the jar. They would also mix in raw eggs, sliced apples, and black olives. Person 1 would then pour the paste into person 2’s asshole. Once poured completely, person 2 would shove a dildo up their ass.
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