Definitions by the steve kramer

Packing the Musket 

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

Packing the Musket by the steve kramer August 19, 2011