thrice cummed cock

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.

1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.

by the sheen machine February 26, 2009

FIFA Boner

When you're playing FIFA really well and it leads to arousal in the form of a hard-on.

Oh my god that bicycle kick was sick! I just got a massive FIFA boner.

by the sheen machine April 17, 2011