Definitions by the septimus

Frontal Load 

The culmination of a Septum Fuck wherin the Fucker releases his sperm into the Fuckee's Brain Cavity. Named for the penis's proximity to the frontal lobe of the brain during climax.

James : " I've had a horrible migrain from Marks frontal load last night. "

Chuck : " That sucks."

Frontal Load by the septimus November 22, 2011

Septum Fucking

The act of removing your sexual partners septum for the sole purpose of creating an additional facial cavity large enough to accomodate an average sized penis during intercourse.

James : " I talked Mark into septum fucking me last night."

Chuck : " Awesome"

Septum Fucking by the septimus November 22, 2011