the next guy

That "guy" that jerks always compare themselves with

she: enters the room with a bloody chainsaw
he: I like spanking just as much as the next guy, but this is where i draw the line
she: Dieeeeee!!!

by The Real Rick James April 30, 2006

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

by the real rick james December 06, 2005