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poop stick

when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your asscheeks.

you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard

Friend: for what?

You: i released Satan himself from my ass when i took that foot long dump.

Friend: So You needed a poop stick?

by the real definition master November 12, 2014