the mobguy's definitions

swamp donkey

a chick that is both fat and ugly

there is not enough beer in a keg to make me want to tap that swamp donkey

by the mobguy October 27, 2003

booger wolf

the kind of chick that is pretty from the neck down. in other words her face resembles a pit bull puking but her body is of sexual caliber

if it take a six pack to look the girl in the eyes then she is a booger wolf!

by the mobguy October 27, 2003

strip a hoe

a stripper you can nail the first night in the club, with out spending any serious cash. just get her drunk!

the other night i went to the tittie bar and i picked up a strip a hoe

by the mobguy October 27, 2003