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A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.
Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things
by the magican November 3, 2011
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The "Great White Rapper." This person often writes raps about his life experiences, he has a huge fan base and sells millions of records. This person also might the power to control dragons and other mystical creatures.
Did you see Marvin perform at the party last night? He is a T Una fo sho.

Damn Lindsey is the best T Una I've ever seen.
by the magican November 2, 2011
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