the lubrication bandit's definitions

applebees whore

a five dollar prostitute handing out million dollar obama bills

applebees whore: you guys want obama bills?

Nick: what does it say on the back?

applebees whore: basically she'll suck your dick for 5 dollars

by the lubrication bandit May 23, 2009

pickle chaser

self explanatory, a homo, a fag, a butt pirate, a turd burgler, a dildo smuggler

i hate them pickle chasers coming around here

by the lubrication bandit May 25, 2009