the keg's definitions

Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)

"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."

by The Keg August 16, 2013

suicide

A drinking challenge, similar to a Tequila slammer. the difference is in a suicide you snort a line of salt, put lemon juice in your eye and down a shot of tequila.

doing a suicide will put some hair on your ass.

by the keg January 3, 2007