Definitions by the homeless guy

Internet Pulp 

Cheaply produced Internet content created solely for financial gain. Heavy with SEO terms, the writing is usually salacious, purposely withholding crucial information so as to generate controversy, and causing the subject matter to appear unresolved. Typically, Internet Pulp appears on webpages with an excessive amount of advertising.

I guess there is money to be had as a content creator, if you know how to write Internet Pulp.

Internet Pulp by The Homeless Guy September 22, 2014

F Street 

A safe place, usually a house, where teens can have sex - short for F*ck Street.

They gave out king size candy bars at Halloween from his house on F Street.

F Street by The Homeless Guy September 20, 2014

cement surfing

When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.

"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."

cement surfing by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014

dick bag 

a bag containing dicks, penis, cock, wang, wanker, and/or slongs

jerry: what do you think that homeless guy is carrying?
bonnie: probably a dick bag
jerry: it must be heavy

dick bag by the homeless guy August 23, 2006