The corn bone is the center of the corn vegital, it is exremely hard to eat, but after blood, sweat, and many tears, i have confirmed that it IS edible. The corn bone is VERY tasty, but! not as tasty as the corn vegital. now i know what you are thinking " MY MY MAIL MAN! HOW CAN WE BE SURE THAT YOU KNOW THE SECRETS OF THY corn bone HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU WITH ARE LIVES?" Well, i can assure you, i do indeed hold the secrets of the c o r n b o n e you need not fear, for you are in safe hands, you see i hold the suns garbage bag of secrets. Yes! i know! but it is true! i have indeed fooledthe sun into thinking im its dad! no need to fear for i have the secrets. it is very tasty and you have to need to think twice YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CORN BONE TO LIVE.
by the garbage bag of secrets June 27, 2019