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Zooted

Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me
by the fucking machine February 2, 2012
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