the fighting armadillo's definitions

texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.

dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.

by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010

texas tater chip

ejaculate on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her

after her sweet blowjob results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip

by the fighting armadillo January 7, 2010