the duke's definitions

Super-hardcore-mega-bitch

A woman who has 12 to a 14 inch dildo stuck up her enourmously flabby or loose ass and therefore lashes out at a society that refuses to help her remove it. But she deserves it, the fucking bitch...

Yo, that super-hardcore-mega-bitch was hella bitchy today.

by The Duke May 6, 2003

bomb meds

The best medical marijuana around

Dude Dukes bomb meds are amazing!!!

by The duke June 8, 2017

Skav

Scavenge, to acquire by stealth and cunning

To scavenge supplies

by the duke November 24, 2004

Full House Hopper

Sexual fetish involving Mary-Kate and Ashley, back to back before you; you on your knees, alternating thrusts of your love shaft into their V-units, springing back and forth between the two until euphoria ensues. See California Mud Hopper. Dirty Nail optional.

It wasn't the Olsen twins, but I did have a psuedo-Full house hopper last night with Lisa and her mom. My hips were like a sewing machine doing a zig zag stitch back and forth over that slippery cloth.

by The Duke March 1, 2005