milkdud

n. A small, brown, round, fecal sample that is left on a pillow of a girl after a certain guy tries to have oral sex with her.

This can also be used as a nickname, or proper noun. As in John is a milkdud. Or "Hey, what's up, MilkDud?"
Jane left a milk dud on the pillow because she can't control her sphincter muscle, and doesn't wash her butt often.
by the dud-in-at-or September 23, 2003
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