Definitions by the dark wizard
satan's fleshlight
After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.
satan's fleshlight by The dark wizard May 9, 2014
ffej
One who is "atheletically fat" and is the cause of many knee injuries in the tri county area in rural kentucky including one of his own teammates. One who works at Dairy queen and steals all the food. A person who is a ffej may be adopted and be of Canadian descent.
ffej by the dark wizard November 30, 2009