Definitions by the bee's knees
Morning-wood wack off party
A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.
Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".
Morning-wood wack off party by The bee's knees August 17, 2013
Dangleskank
A hippie innovation evolved out of Kalamazoo, MI. Created when jazzy tones and funky beats drop, the danglers attempt a skanking motion. They may lift a leg, throw a kick, and shimmy, but expect it to be a delayed reaction. It is becomming the new dance phenomenon among the dangeling population!
Dangleskank by the bee's knees February 4, 2010