Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.
"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
by The Zenith October 07, 2008
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Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.
"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
by the Zenith September 26, 2008
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quim diver

A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.
Nessy is a champion quim diver - never has someone been so thirsty for sweet slit nectar.
by the Zenith September 29, 2009
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