Definitions by the Acronym guy

G.E.L. 

Greatly Effective Lube

Did you try the G.E.L. last night? it worked really well

G.E.L. by the Acronym guy August 8, 2009

D.U.M.B. 

Dormant Unresponsive Malleable Boner

Its not hard, its not long, its just D.U.M.B.

D.U.M.B. by the Acronym guy August 7, 2009