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Definition: A Master Patrolman, without the mental capacity to ever do more in the working world than drive a police cruiser poorly. Usually loved by the public because they feel sorry for him The Master Patrolman usually thinks he is the best worker and is a ladies man. He drools a lot. He will try to get his nonretarded coworkers fired.

Waterheads really like coffee.
waterhead, situation, police, 26 years, she'gone
by the 3 wise men August 27, 2013
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