1 definition by thatstatuethere
drinking a half a fifth of this a hour before you have to go home is a really, really bad idea if your underage and your parents were expecting you home at 11, not one in the morning.
expect to tell everybody every secret you have, and to talk to that hot guy you always saw at school but never had the courage to talk to in person.
you will tell him everything you've ever thought about him.
also, never drink around ex boyfriends, or ex boyfriends ex girlfriends, or ex friends' friends.
expect to tell everybody every secret you have, and to talk to that hot guy you always saw at school but never had the courage to talk to in person.
you will tell him everything you've ever thought about him.
also, never drink around ex boyfriends, or ex boyfriends ex girlfriends, or ex friends' friends.
sarah: dudeeeee even though we have to be home in a hour lets get drink a fifth of vodka!! nothing bad could happen!
by thatstatuethere August 1, 2008