that would be your mother's definitions

Zoe Laverne

Worst living person on earth

Girl A: "Who is your favorite tiktoker?"

Girl B: "Zoe Laverne! She's a queen!"

Girl A: "You just made your last mistake."

by that would be your mother July 16, 2022

Queen Elizabeth

The one we thought was immortal

"Queen Elizabeth is immortal"

"Bruh she's dead"

by that would be your mother September 19, 2022

how could i be homophobic

my bitch is gay

"Ew, you're homophobic"

"how could i be homophobic?"

"You just are.

"My bitch is gay though."

...

"what"

by that would be your mother September 19, 2022