Definitions by that would be your mother

how could i be homophobic 

my bitch is gay

"Ew, you're homophobic"

"how could i be homophobic?"

"You just are.

"My bitch is gay though."

...

"what"

how could i be homophobic by that would be your mother September 19, 2022

Queen Elizabeth 

The one we thought was immortal

"Queen Elizabeth is immortal"

"Bruh she's dead"

Queen Elizabeth by that would be your mother September 19, 2022

Zoe Laverne

Worst living person on earth

Girl A: "Who is your favorite tiktoker?"

Girl B: "Zoe Laverne! She's a queen!"

Girl A: "You just made your last mistake."

Zoe Laverne by that would be your mother July 16, 2022