shleep

verb: to be extremely unproductive by taking a very long nap, usually waking up feeling and looking extremely disoriented

noun: a long nap
Ight, I'll talk to you later. I'm gonna shleep.

I have to finish 6 projects by Monday. First I'll take a shleep, then I'll take the L.
by testB April 04, 2020
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