newey

a cowardly man who is controlled, in and out of the bedroom by a scary and dominating women.

'look at that whipped guy over there he must be a newey'

by terry the tangereen 2 February 22, 2014

slowboy

the definition of a man who shags anything, from a bearded yak to the ripples of a morbidly obese pensioner.

'ow dude your such a slowboy, she had a face like a frying pan'

by terry the tangereen 2 February 22, 2014