a langy

Slang term for a small circumcised micro penis.

I cant dock with you I have a Langy !

by Terry anus March 04, 2013

a footrot

To smear/splash/stain ones penis with faecal matter recently discharged from ones anus

To get excrement on your gentlemans member

Steve was holding me at a funny angle while I was having a crap and i accidentally did a footrot

by terry anus March 08, 2013