ted sells's definitions

the stanley cup

out of all the sports championships in the world...the stanley cup is the hardest to win. players must be in excellent physical and mental condition. Teams must advance through 4 grueling best-of-seven rounds to win the ultimate prize

the stanley cup is awarded to the winners of the playoffs. hockey fuckin rules.

by ted sells June 26, 2006

battle scars

the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.

man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.

man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.

by ted sells June 11, 2006