lagtard

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.
Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.
by tator January 07, 2004
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dismaculate

The opposite of immaculate. Not good. Undesirable. YOU NEVER want to be associated with this word. It is despicable.
The way that dillon procrastinates is absolutely dismaculate, i mean come on. GET A GRIP.
by tator October 21, 2020
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